Whip.r Snap.r

whiteboy, listen: Dis is da cataclysm butt open wide hang up a for rent sign I’m coming inside Dis is da cataclysm dick on the ledge i’m gonna jump right into yo hedge I see it all in up your butt we done tonight all that we fun i slip and fall and slap that ass we all know who is commin’ back IT’S MEEEE!!! Da cataclysm, splitting your butt open wide, freakin’ and reachin’ for a slice of the pie. Them ladies think I’m paranoid, encounter of the third kind. They think I’m alien, right after the third time. Cab fare and they outta HERRRRRE, roll to the next and let down her HAIIIIIRRRRRRR. i do them all with just my dack i slip it in and then we fack Da Cataclysm. CHEEEEEECK IT. Da Cataclysm. CHEEEEEEECK IT. FRrrreeaal. CHEEEEEECK IT. Boom. Slap. Boom. Slap. Check out yer ass while I give it a smack. Boom. Hiss. Boom. Hiss. Check out yer ass while I give it my Them aliens back. Holler, aliens. Who dat is? It’s your alien princess? She heard about what I give across the galaxy so now she is here to get it from me. Boom. Slap. Fack with da dack. Slap. Fack. Fack a da dack. Fack a dack a dack a fack. Slap a dack and fack a back. I am now the king of the universe.

farlizzle:

My shit stays classic, like it’s Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out,

Got you runnin’ so scared you’re about to toss your lunch out,

Cuz I’ll box your whole family, like Mr. Brady in the Bunch house.

i got a big ol’ fat dick and it’s waiting for you.
Ain’t seen nothing like this since 1492.
Columbus came in, waggling it around.
Pochantos jumped on it, spreading her poncho around.
Colonization, wrap it all up, handing out blankets, then fucking in the butt.

I’m a lover of the world (ladies know)
Got an atlas on the floor (ladies know)
got two big globes (ladies know)
and a passport full of kiss from hoeeeees.

Yo, ladies (yeah?) check out my D. It’s the one I brought from Spain fo’ thee.
It’s mighty. It’s precious. It’s shiny and smooth.
Chorizo on your lady tits and bake an andouille.
I check into hotels with my Louis Vuitton,
Slide down that Amex and I slide down your thong.
I get you better and wetter than that whirpool jaCUZI
I only take Sweet ladies, no fucking floozies.

I’m a lover of the world (holllerbyack)
First class all the way (holllerbyack)
Champagne on take off (holllerbyack)
As I take off all yer clothes and pump yer back!

RINGADING DONG SLOBBA ON MA DONG
sit on my dick while I smack yer gong
antartica, asia, peru and Beliz
I give it to you twice as much as ya pleeeze

SIT ON MY DICK
ohyeaaaa
SIT ON MY DICK
ohhyeeeeee
SIT ON MY DICK
ohyeeeeee

and rest.

I be dropping beans like them ladies dropping panties,
slipping them the benjamins while they gettin’ all handsy.

we go to da club and slip into the back,
she be screaming harder than the BEAT ON THIS TRACK.

gimmie da sweetness of dick
they call me Hershey cause i got that sweet dick.
They want s’more of that chocolately shit.
I spray ‘em down with my white chocolate.
And they lick it up like good little kids
FUCKING THE DICK OF A MAN NAMED ALAN
FUCKING THE DICK OF A MAN NAMED GLENN
FUCKING THE DICK OF A MAN NAMED PETER
FUCKING THE DICK OF A MANNNNNNNNNNN

// Metal drum banging

Blah blah blah da butt.
you know I want a cut.
of that sweet thump.
thump thump thump da butt.

// Metal drum banging

Don’t sweat it none, no one ain’t home, besides us two, don’t got no clones.
We safe for now, come down below, i got a bomb shelter, we can stow.
Up on the surface, it might be scorched Earth, but don’t be nervous, these walls are impervious.
Apocalyptic, Colossal misfits, Come on bring it, we fuckin’ and livin’. fuckin’ and livin’. fuckin’ and livin’.

Blah blah blah the D
the source of it,
it come from me,
thump thump thump the D

// Metal drum banging

Ain’t nothing to eat but cans of beans, ain’t nothing to do but bump and cream, itching to see the world, Nuclear winter, bundled up with me, for warmth and to survive, when we get fuckin’ we go thrive, strive to rebuild civilization, Adam and Eve, snake begone, tight thong, ripped at the waist, we’ll stay in this place, We fuckin’ and livin’. fuckin’ and livin’. fuckin’ and livin’.

Blah blah blah the vajoojoojoo
Slippin’ on into youyouyou
secreting from the tube-oob-oob
Blah blah blah the vajoojoojoo

// Metal drum banging + HBCU Marching Band